1. You can’t eat anything without leaving a giant lip imprint on it
Burritos, apples and burgers are especially hard to eat.
2. Your coffee lids are always a holy show once you take the first sip
*reapplies lipstick*
3. Sometimes you end up eating extremely awkwardly in a bid to ~preserve~ the lipstick
4. You know the heartbreak of accidentally breaking your lipstick
When you don’t swivel the lipstick back down and accidentally crush it with the lid. Devastating.
5. And you’ve watched tutorials like this more times than you care to count
6. You’ve fallen prey to the ol’ lipstick on the teeth dilemma before
And cursed everyone who didn’t tell you about it.
7. Ditto with getting lipstick on your chin after eating
Why did none of you people have the decency to tell me?!?!
8. You know there’s nothing worse than putting on a lovely lipstick… and leaving it at home
:( :( :(
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9. Sometimes lipstick turns you into a cold-hearted wagon
“No kisses, please.”
10. Because you know what happens after kissing…
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11. Your handbag is filled with tissue paper like this
In fact, you don’t even want to think about how much toilet paper you waste on blotting.
12. Seriously, you waste so much toilet paper this way!!!
13. When you forget to take off your lipstick before going to sleep and wake up looking like a clown
14. The agony of putting your lipstick on BEFORE brushing your teeth
*bangs head against wall*
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15. But despite everything, you still can’t resist a new lipstick
“Maybe that’s enough lipsticks” = not in your vocabulary
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